Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
