is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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