I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
tell me about the fingering
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