Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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