we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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