2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I need to calm my uterus...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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