You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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