I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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