my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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