No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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