so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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