great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My vagina is officially offended.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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