38 yer olds are good kisserssss
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
