Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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