Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want nice things and good sex
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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