Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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