Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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