I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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