i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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