he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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