when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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