C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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