im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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