i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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