i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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