gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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