it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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