she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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