Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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