dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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