it wasn't lemon gatorade
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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