I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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