Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have fence marks all over my body
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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