I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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