Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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