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Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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