Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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