I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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