I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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