Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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