her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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