So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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