dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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