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say what?
wanna hang out?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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