I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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