Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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