this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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