dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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