She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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