so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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