Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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