Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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